Shit I Can't WAIT For!!

I cannot fucking wait for "Daisy Of Love" premiering on April 26th on VH1!!! It's going to be the ultimate shit show. I just took a look at the cast...eh...they are okayyyyyy...

Here are my thoughts on some of the duds:

12-Pack

Dude, haven't we seen you before? Like a THOUSAND times? I think this leftover douche water needs to move on from reality. BOOOOOORINGGGGGG!
FOX

Jesus! Too many TEETH!

WEASEL

Um, is this really a contestant? He looks like a crew grip. Maybe he was the only grip available for a photo stand in. This is a mistake. SINISTER

"Let's share our love and STDs"

GROSS

BROOKLYN

This asshole obviously couldn't get a REAL acting job so he took this shit, hoping for his big break.