Oh...Robert...

Hey, you're still hot to me...Just lose the purple hair light at your next concert. I love you anyways!

"Dancin' Grannies!"

When I was in 7th grade I had to go to this janky ass Christian School. It was seriously in a Church basement! Thanks Mom and Dad!

Anyways, the principal was this fucked up fucker named Mr. Kay. He was a pervert. His daughter was in my class. I think her name was like Lindsay or something. ANYways...she told us that her Grandma was in this video workout series called "Dancin' Grannies". Practically FAMOUS! Here's a clip of what those old sluts do well.

I'm In LOVE!

Kingsford is the Cuteness!

Kingsford Goes to the Beach - video powered by Metacafe

I NEED All of These Dogs to Make My Life Complete!

I'll Take A Pair Of These!

I never really thought much about getting a boob job but if they can be made to look like this, I'll take 'em!

Nicely done!

Aubrey O'Day in Playboy

Well, Helloooooooo, Jesus!

Good God! He makes me feel funny...in my china!!!!

Song of the Day!

Omg. When I was little I fucking LOVED this song...I thought someone had a bad case of "Breast-less-ness" and thought it might be some freaky sex thing...but still...I loved the Hell out of this song. I had never watched the video until today. That ballerina is so...wispy!

"HANDS TO HEAVEN"

BREATHE