After driving for 2hrs in the car with my dog, he waited until we pulled onto my street, got the major dry heaves and then blew chunks in the rental car on the CLOTH seat! (I guess, however, that its better that he barfed on a rental car instead of of my very own). It was like he was practicing a reenactment of that Lionsgate film where that smoky looking meat chunk comes out of that little boys mouth in that scary movie add...He did a REALLY good impression...
So then, once I got that cleaned up, we came inside and I was putting down all the grocery bags and laundry bags and I smell this smell like....I cant even explain it. So I turn around and Mazzy has sprayed diarrhea all over the floor...its the consistency of gravy. Ummmmmmmm. So guess who got to clean it up! But first I had to take a wet wipe to his ass to make sure if he jumped on the couch, he wouldn't leave ass skids all over it. It was so hot!
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