4th Grade Fat Loser

I loved the shit out of this album. (The Party- "Free")
With no older siblings to help me hone my musical tastes I was all on my own when it came to trying to figure out what kind of music I liked. My parents played a LOT of music but I wasn't really into it (being 8 or 9 years old). My dad played James Taylor, Moody Blues, Dire Straits, Beatles, Paul Simon and my mom played a LOT of disco (mainly The Bee Gees) and Michael Jackson (which was totally cool).
However, left to my own devices, I chose music like you will see below.
Clearly I needed guidance.

Song of the Day!

Song of the Day!

Best Stoned Quote EVER

"The cops wulda called the police by now..."- Anonymous

Is She Serious?

My sister just got all irritated with me because I didn't put on a music channel FAST ENOUGH for her because I was just trying to finish up that GD shoe post (below).

I told her, "Just a sec. I'm trying to finish something..." and she comes out of the bathroom not 2 minutes later and marches over to the TV. So I say, "Sorry, I just was trying to finish something" and she gets all serious and goes, "Well, you've been saying that so if you can't do it just TELL me cause I'm dying without music."

But the thing was she was ALL SERIOUS as if she was like, "I asked you to pay this bill and if you can't do it then just TELL me so we can work it out, ok?"

But no, it was about the MUSIC CHANNEL.

And guess what she PUTS ON???? A Goddamn ACOUSTIC version of "New York" with just Alicia Keys singing.

Jesus.

P.S. Now fucking TAYLOR SWIFT is playing.

Everyone is poor...but go ahead and buy these shoes.

These shoes are really hot. They are the cheap ($31.00) version of the Steve Madden (SHUT UP! Embarrassing...I know) one's I bought this summer and then took back to Nordstrom's because I thought it was retarded to spend even that much on shoes I barely wore.

Anyways, we're all fucking broke as shit but these might make you feel better and if you're a hot chick I bet you can just wear these out and some dork/ rapist/ college boy retard will buy you a drink. Then take off to the next bar and repeat.
http://www.lulus.com/products/qupid-neutral-20-champagne-glitter-party-platform-pumps/33299.html

Do Not Use FaceBook to Talk About Your Relationship Status...

It's so fucking tacky. And, look, I did it once, ok? But I was in NO WAY prepared for the onslaught of comments and condolences that were 'nice' but I didn't really care for. It was so embarrassing.

This person I used to work with just changed his status to "Single" and his friends are coming out of the woodwork to congratulate him and tell him what an AMAZING person he is.

Um, doubtful. Why don't they just ask his ex? I bet that bitch has a different story.