sHe's Got The Look!

Wowza! Did Corey get this blouse on Santee Alley or Canal Street? That's the only place I've ever seen such glamourous clothes.

What the Fuck are you even TALKING about?

Okay, so this dude I know literally said to ME (me!!! does he not KNOW me????),

"All those women at Child Services are MAN HATERS."

Do you understand how badly I wanted to punch him in the face? You couldn't possibly. But unfortunately I was in a situation that I had to remain professional. So I pretended I didn't understand. It's okay, you can hate me. I hated myself for not straightening his ass out (with my fists).

4th Grade Fat Loser

I loved the shit out of this album. (The Party- "Free")
With no older siblings to help me hone my musical tastes I was all on my own when it came to trying to figure out what kind of music I liked. My parents played a LOT of music but I wasn't really into it (being 8 or 9 years old). My dad played James Taylor, Moody Blues, Dire Straits, Beatles, Paul Simon and my mom played a LOT of disco (mainly The Bee Gees) and Michael Jackson (which was totally cool).
However, left to my own devices, I chose music like you will see below.
Clearly I needed guidance.

Song of the Day!

Song of the Day!

Best Stoned Quote EVER

"The cops wulda called the police by now..."- Anonymous

Is She Serious?

My sister just got all irritated with me because I didn't put on a music channel FAST ENOUGH for her because I was just trying to finish up that GD shoe post (below).

I told her, "Just a sec. I'm trying to finish something..." and she comes out of the bathroom not 2 minutes later and marches over to the TV. So I say, "Sorry, I just was trying to finish something" and she gets all serious and goes, "Well, you've been saying that so if you can't do it just TELL me cause I'm dying without music."

But the thing was she was ALL SERIOUS as if she was like, "I asked you to pay this bill and if you can't do it then just TELL me so we can work it out, ok?"

But no, it was about the MUSIC CHANNEL.

And guess what she PUTS ON???? A Goddamn ACOUSTIC version of "New York" with just Alicia Keys singing.

Jesus.

P.S. Now fucking TAYLOR SWIFT is playing.

Everyone is poor...but go ahead and buy these shoes.

These shoes are really hot. They are the cheap ($31.00) version of the Steve Madden (SHUT UP! Embarrassing...I know) one's I bought this summer and then took back to Nordstrom's because I thought it was retarded to spend even that much on shoes I barely wore.

Anyways, we're all fucking broke as shit but these might make you feel better and if you're a hot chick I bet you can just wear these out and some dork/ rapist/ college boy retard will buy you a drink. Then take off to the next bar and repeat.
http://www.lulus.com/products/qupid-neutral-20-champagne-glitter-party-platform-pumps/33299.html

Do Not Use FaceBook to Talk About Your Relationship Status...

It's so fucking tacky. And, look, I did it once, ok? But I was in NO WAY prepared for the onslaught of comments and condolences that were 'nice' but I didn't really care for. It was so embarrassing.

This person I used to work with just changed his status to "Single" and his friends are coming out of the woodwork to congratulate him and tell him what an AMAZING person he is.

Um, doubtful. Why don't they just ask his ex? I bet that bitch has a different story.

Prom!

How cute is my brother at his prom? Pretty cute.
Our intern just told us that at her prom some chick spent $300 on fucking dreadlocks for her prom...Nasty!

Whoa.

Try not to swallow any pool water...

New(ish) Mickey Avalon...

Eh, it's okay...It's like, enough with just trying to shock everyone and do something really good. His sophmore album is his last chance. If he doesnt work it this time...Avalon's over.


Mickey Avalon - "F***IN' EM ALL" from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.

Coachella for Goths!

I found this on youtube (obviously). This shit is the Coachella of the Goth World! First of all, pizza is not very Goth and neither is camping but whatever...

Quote of the Day!

"...Famous Trash? Wait, what'd you say?"

Our new intern, Joe, asking me to repeat what I had just said to him. I said "Dirty Celeb"; I was discussing TheDirty.com

Quote of the Day!

"I like getting fucked, I don't like getting raped..."

My boss, in regards to a meeting I think...

IM of the Day!

ME (12:02:42 PM): what'd she say?????

X(12:02:52 PM): congratulating me on handling this

X (12:03:06 PM): told me that she pestered her for antibiotics for asshole

ME (12:03:43 PM): for her asshole?

X (12:04:43 PM): for the asshole not hers

ME (12:04:57 PM): ohhhhhhh

This Bitch Makes Me Crazy!

Yes, I have posted about her before!! She is so fucking annoying!!

The Caption to this photo is probably,

"My and my girls...on our way to the Strokes concert!! Lovesit!"

Bitch, you ain't shit.

(the one in the middle) Courtney?

Barf

Fuck YOU, Billy Corgan!!

I shall mark this day on my calendar...and remember, aye, even on my death bed, that THIS day, Tuesday April 7th, 2009, is the day that my love for Billy Corgan died...
Taking up with that Pug faced trollop??? (No offense to Pugs) I don't give a FUCK if its just for a photo op. God knows what incurable disease he's got now.

Hell!

Nerd Stuff...

Oy...all his "Hot" just went out the window...

Interesting...

Andre Saraiva.
He is married to Uffie...interesting. I had no idea that bitch was married.
via The Selby