"Dancin' Grannies!"

When I was in 7th grade I had to go to this janky ass Christian School. It was seriously in a Church basement! Thanks Mom and Dad!

Anyways, the principal was this fucked up fucker named Mr. Kay. He was a pervert. His daughter was in my class. I think her name was like Lindsay or something. ANYways...she told us that her Grandma was in this video workout series called "Dancin' Grannies". Practically FAMOUS! Here's a clip of what those old sluts do well.